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There are jokes called Marcus North facts which are the opposites of Chuck Norris Facts. Here is the complete list of them.

I went on a rampage las night and thought of facts that are the opposite of Chuck Norris jokes and applied them to Marcus.

Ru-Paul used to be a ladies man, until one day he met a 3 year old gay prodigy named Marcus North who convinced him to change his lifestyle.

When Marcus North splits a Oreo, his side never has any cream on it.

When Marcus North plays rock paper scissors, he is not allowed to pick rock, because there is nothing hard about Marcus North.

Marcus North once took a girls virginity, the girl later stated that she felt zero discomfort and zero bleeding, after investigation,a doctor concluded she was technically a virgin still.

Marcus North is on crutches because he fell off a horse and injured himself in the same place Christopher Reeves did, he is only allowed to walk because he was born without a spine.

Ecko Red and Southpole clothing has managed to survive the recession because of Marcus North’s loyal purchases.

The pager decided to go out of style when Marcus North purchased one.

Marcus North once dated a black woman,it only lasted a day because her parents did not want her to date outside the race.

One of Marcus’s girlfriends wanted to please Marcus sexually. So she got a breast reduction

Men’s Wearhouse had to legally change the end of their slogan from “I guarantee it” to “We’ll try our best” because they could not guarantee that they could make a piece of clothing that Marcus North could look nice in.

A Mexican pharmeucitcal drug company cured empitancy (the inability to get an erection), and they decided to name
the pill “Anti-Marcoso Northo.” Which is latin for “This drug will help you not pull a Marcus.”

Michael Jackson kept changing his looks through cosmetic surgery not because her wanted to be whit. But because when Marcus was born in 1988, Michael was in the hospital and overheard someone say Marcus looked like a young Michael Jackson.

Facebook was created as soon as Marcus North created his myspace. Tom from Myspace also created a facebook once he realized Marcus had a myspace.

Marcus North once accidentally poured bleach on his colored clothes, but the bleach decided not to stain Marcus’s clothes because the bleach understood that his clothes could not look any worse. And the white stains from the bleach might actually be a nice touch.

Marcus North couldnt kill one bird with two stones.

Marcus North impregnated the Octomom, and she decided to have an abortion.